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Friday Joke

On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.

#25 Chicken Crosses Road

Why did the chicken cross the road? 
To get to the other side. 
From Friday Joke on Show 678.

#24 First Love

A man asks a woman: "Am I the first man you have ever loved?" 
"Yes, of course," she answers. "Why do men always ask the same question?"
From Friday Joke on Show 671.

#23 Call Me A Taxi

Customer: Hey Bro, can you call me a taxi? 

Bartender: Sure, you’re a taxi. 
From Friday Joke on Show 664.

#22 F In Maths

Little Johnny returns home from school and says he got an F in maths.

"Why?" asks his father. 

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"

"But that's right!" 

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the fucking difference?"

"That's exactly what I said!"
From Friday Joke on Show 657.

#21 Outside Of A Tree

Teacher: Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?
Sam: I don’t know.
Teacher: Bark, Sam, bark.
Sam: Bow, wow, wow!
From Friday Joke on Show 650.