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A newspaper photographer was assigned to take pictures of a huge forest fire.
He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.
The photographer arrived at the airstrip about an hour before sunset. Sure enough, a small plane was waiting.
The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.
"Ah, because I'm going to take pictures!" said the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!"
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the garden. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees." When he had finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mum told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in a couple of secs."