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On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
 
 
 
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.
 
 
 

#30 Muffler Dream

Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. 
When I woke up I was exhausted. 
 
From Friday Joke on Show 713.

#29 Forest Fire Photos

A newspaper photographer was assigned to take pictures of a huge forest fire.
He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.
 
The photographer arrived at the airstrip about an hour before sunset. Sure enough, a small plane was waiting.
 

He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!"
 
The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically. 
 

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "And make several low passes." 
 

"Why?" asked the nervous pilot. 
 

"Ah, because I'm going to take pictures!" said the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" 
 

"You mean you're not the flight instructor?!"
 
From Friday Joke on Show 706.

#28 What Is Sex?

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the garden. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" 
 
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer.
 
He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees." When he had finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
 
The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
 
The little girl replied, "Mum told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in a couple of secs." 
 
From Friday Joke on Show 699.

#27 Fly In Soup

Waiter! Waiter! What’s this fly doing in my soup?
 

Backstroke, I think. 
 
From Friday Joke on Show 692

#26 Knock, Knock, Boo

Knock, knock. 
 

Who’s there? 
 

Boo. 
 

Boo, who? 
 

Stop crying and open the door. 
 
From Friday Joke on Show 685.