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Friday Joke

On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.

#40 Elephant And Rhino

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino? 
From Friday Joke on Show 790.

#39 Beer, Please

I’ll have a beer, please. 

Sorry, we don’t serve food here.
From Friday Joke on Show 783.

#38 Fish Swims Into Wall

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? 
From Friday Joke on Show 776.

#37 Copying Problem

Patient: Doctor, everyone keeps copying me!
Doctor: Doctor, everyone keeps copying me!
From Friday Joke on Show 769.

#36 Tigers Don't Eat Clowns

Why don’t tigers eat clowns? 
Because they taste funny. 
From Friday Joke on Show 762.