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On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
 
 
 
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.
 
 
 

#55 Sleeping Santa

Why did Santa put his bed into the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
 
From Friday Joke on Show 914.

#54 Past Participle

Teacher: Tom, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?
 

Tom: What do you think it is, Ms Smith?
 

Teacher: I don't think, I know.
 

Tom: I don't think I know either, Ms Smith!
 
From Friday Joke on Show 907.

#53 Memory Problem

Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said.
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
 

Patient: What problem?
 
From Friday Joke on Show 893.

#52 Going To The Bathroom

Mr Jones, can can I go to the bathroom? 
 

Tommy, may I go to the bathroom. 
 

But I asked first!
 
From Friday Joke on Show 886.

#51 From The States

Where are you from? 
The States. 
Which part? 
 

All of me.
 
From Friday Joke on Show 879.