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Friday Joke

On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.

#65 Hungry Clock

What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
From Friday Joke on Show 988.

#64 Blood Transfusions In Taiwan

Why do most people have trouble getting blood transfusions in Taiwan?
Because they only have type A.
From Friday Joke on Show 981.

#63 Monk Fun

What fun does a monk have?
From Friday Joke on Show 974.

#62 Fly Through The Wall

What's yellow and can fly through the wall like a ghost?
A magic banana.
What's red and goes splat?
A tomato who thinks he's a magic banana.
From Friday Joke on Show 967.

#61 Red And Blue Paint

What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
From Friday Joke on Show 960.