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Friday Joke

On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.

#70 Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it didn't have any guts.

#69 Dead Bird

bikini girl beach
Lucy and Kate were walking along the beach.

Lucy said, “Hey Kate, look at that dead birdie!”
bikini girl beach
Kate looked up at the sky and said, “Where?”

#68 Pig

A man was sued by the woman next door because he called her a pig.

They went to court and the judge told the man he had to pay for emotional abuse.

The man asked, "Does this mean I can't call Mrs Harding a pig anymore?"

The judge replied, "Of course you can't, that's why we just went through this."

"Well”, the man said, "Can I call a pig Mrs Harding"

"Sure, why not", the judge replied.

The man then turned around, looked his neighbour and said, "Good Morning Mrs. Harding."

#67 Doctors And Nurses

Your son was caught playing doctors and nurses with my eight-year-old daughter!

Let's not be too harsh on them ... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age.

Curious about sex?! He's taken her appendix out!

#66 Boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
From Friday Joke on Show 995.