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Friday Joke

On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.

#115 A Pony Walks Into A Bar

A pony ordering a drink
A pony walks into a bar and orders a drink.
"One martini, please."
A bartender
The bartender says: "What was that?"
A pony ordering a drink
The pony tries to order again
A bartender
but the bartender still can't catch what the pony is saying.
"Sorry, what did you say?"
A pony
Finally the pony says: "I'm sorry, I'm a little hoarse."

#114 Two Scientists Walk Into A Bar

Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first one says, "I'll have some H2O please."
The second one says, "I'll have some H2O, too, please."
Then he dies.

#113 Laughing

My father's name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling.
You must be kidding!
No, that's my brother. I’m Joking.

#112 Responsible

We’re looking for someone who is responsible.

Then I’m definitely the right person for the job. In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

#111 How Long?

How long will the chips be?
About 5cm each.