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Friday Joke

On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.

#75 Idiot In Suspense

You want to know how to keep and idiot in suspense?
I’ll tell you later.

#74 Late For Work

Tom was late for work.
His boss yelled at him: You should have been here at 8:30!
Tom replies: Why? What happened at 8:30?

#73 Light Bulb

Today I changed a light bulb,
crossed the road and walked into a bar,
It was then that I realised my whole life was a joke.

#72 Bob

Why can’t Bob run?
Because Bob’s a fish.

#71 Walk Into A Bar

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch"