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On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
 
 
 
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.
 
 
 

#80 Knock, Knock, You Know

Knock, knock.
 

Who's there?
 

You know!
 

You know who?
 

AVADA KEDAVRA.
 

#79 Everything Hurts

Doctor! Doctor! Everything hurts! Look...
 
Ow!
 
Ow!
 
Ow!
 
Hmm... I think you've broken your finger.
 

#78 The Blind Man

A woman is taking a bath when there is a knock at the door.
 

"Who is it?" she asks.
"The blind man."
The woman says, "come in", knowing that the man won't be able to see her.
 

The man enters and says, "Nice Tits! Which window needed the new blinds?"
 

#77 Lotto Win

"A guy comes home and yells to his wife: Pack your bags! I just won lotto!
Where are we going?
 
What do you mean, ""we""?
 
     idontgetit1
 

#76 Late Broom

Why was the broom late?
Because he overswept.