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Friday Joke

On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.

#85 Fairy Tales

Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time"?
No, there is a whole series of fairy tales that begin with "If elected I promise."

#84 Scared Numbers

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.

#83 Santa's Gardens

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.

#82 Clauses

Saint Nicholas is the main Clause.
His wife is a relative Clause.
His children are dependent Clauses.
Santa’s elves are subordinate Clauses.

#81 Tiger Woods

"Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns a lot of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one."