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Friday Joke

On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.

#90 Stronger Day

Which day is stronger, Sunday or Monday?
Sunday. Monday is a weekday.

#89 Sore Throat

Why did the pony have a sore throat?
Because it was a little horse.

#88 Cat Vs Comma

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma has its pause at the end of a clause.

#87 13th Floor

Dude, police! Quick – jump out the window! But this is the 13th floor!
Hurry up! This is no time to be superstitious!

#86 House Fire

"My house is on fire! Come quickly!
OK. How do we get to your house?

Don’t you have those big red trucks any more?"