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Friday Joke

On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.

#95 Robert Green Virus

Damn. My computer's got the Robert Green virus.
What’s that?

It can't save anything.

#94 Chicken

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was too chicken.

#93 Steering Wheel Down Pants

Um, how come you have a steering wheel down your pants? Isn’t it … annoying?

Arr, it’s driving me nuts.

#92 Peanut Butter

Why couldn't the peanut butter cross the road?
Because there was a traffic jam.

#91 Dirty Joke

Want to hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud.