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Friday Joke

On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.

#100 Glasses

Doctor, I think I need glasses.
You certainly do! This is a bank.

#99 Tech Support

Hello, is this tech support?
Yes, it is. How can I help?
The cup holder on my computer broke. I just got some coffee and put it in the cup holder and then it broke, and now there’s coffee everywhere! I want a replacement!
Um, I wasn’t aware that our company sold computers with cup holders. Can you please describe it to me?
Well, it pops out of the box when I push the button …

#98 How To Die

How do you want to die?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...

...... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

#97 Game

How did the game go?
For a minute we were in with a chance.

Then the game started.

#96 New Coach

Did you hear England got a new coach?

Yeah, it picked them up from Heathrow on Tuesday morning.