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On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
 
 
 
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.
 
 
 

#105 Psychiatrist

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but glad wrap walked into his office?
I can clearly see you're nuts.
 

#104 Hats

What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
 

#103 Broken Pencil

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
 

#102 Flight Time

Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from London to Paris?
Just a minute.
 
Thank you.
 

#101 Magician

A magician was driving down the road …
then he turned into a drive way.