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Friday Joke

On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.

#15 Man With Tiny Head

A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a tiny head about the size of an orange. 

He asks the bartender what happened to the man. 

The bartender says, "Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mermaid." 
"The mermaid swam up to him and offered him a single wish." 

Unfortunately, the man replied "How about a little head?"
From Friday Joke on Show 608.

#14 Boy With No Body

A boy is born with no body. No arms, no legs. He’s just a head. 

On his 18th birthday his dad takes him down to the pub for his first pint
and he takes a sip and suddenly,
woosh, out pops his torso. 

And everyone in the bar says, go on, take another sip, so he does and suddenly, woosh, out pop his two arms. 

Then he takes his third sip and suddenly, woosh, out pop his two legs. 

And he’s so excited that he runs out into the street, straight into the path of an oncoming truck and, bang, he’s killed instantly.
And the barman says to his dad, “That boy should have quit while he was a head.” 
From Friday Joke on Show 594.

#13 Red, White, Red, White

What goes red white red white red white? 
Santa rolling down a hill.
From Friday Joke on Show 587.

#12 Christmas Eve

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
From Friday Joke on Show 580.

#11 Light Bulb

What did the light bulb say to the light switch? 
You really turn me on. 
From Friday Joke on Show 573.