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Friday Joke

On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.

#110 Splits

Can you teach me how to do the splits?
How flexible are you?
I can’t make Tuesdays.

#109 Kids Arrested

Police arrested two kids yesterday - one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

#108 Rome

When was Rome built?
At night.
Why do you say that?
Because my mum always says that Rome wasn’t built in a day.

#107 Spelling

Daddy, I got an A in spelling!

You fool! There’s no A in spelling!

#106 Cinderella

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
Because she ran away from the ball.