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#7 Ducks Need Condoms

duck in bed
Two ducks are staying in a hotel.
 
They are about to make love and then they realize they don’t have any condoms.
 
duck condom
So one of the ducks rings room service to ask for some condoms. 
 

The woman on the phone says, "OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?"
 
duck in bed
"No," he says, "I'll suffocate!"
 
From Friday Joke on Show 527.