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#68 Pig

A man was sued by the woman next door because he called her a pig.

They went to court and the judge told the man he had to pay for emotional abuse.

The man asked, "Does this mean I can't call Mrs Harding a pig anymore?"

The judge replied, "Of course you can't, that's why we just went through this."

"Well”, the man said, "Can I call a pig Mrs Harding"

"Sure, why not", the judge replied.

The man then turned around, looked his neighbour and said, "Good Morning Mrs. Harding."