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#46 Marijuana In The Wood

A man rings the FBI and says: "I'm calling to report my neighbour Tom! He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood. "
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
 
The next day, FBI agents descend upon Tom’s house and search the shed where the firewood is kept.
 
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
 
They swear at Tom and leave.
 

That evening the phone rings at Tom’s house.
"Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
 

"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yeah, they did … "
 

"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
 
From Friday Joke on Show 844.