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#4 Aunty's Almonds

A man visits his aunty in a rest home. When he arrives, she’s asleep,
 
so he sits down in a chair in her room and flips through a few magazines, 
 

and munches on some almonds which are sitting in a bowl on the table.
 

Eventually, his aunty wakes up, and the man realizes he has absent-mindedly finished the entire bowl of almonds.
 
"I'm so sorry, aunty, I've eaten all of your almonds!" 
 

"That's okay, dearie," the aunty replies. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't really like eating the almonds anyway”. 
 
From Friday Joke on Show 506.