A man visits his aunty in a rest home. When he arrives, she’s asleep,
so he sits down in a chair in her room and flips through a few magazines,
Eventually, his aunty wakes up, and the man realizes he has absent-mindedly finished the entire bowl of almonds.
"I'm so sorry, aunty, I've eaten all of your almonds!"
"That's okay, dearie," the aunty replies. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't really like eating the almonds anyway”.