Dave and Tom were playing golf one Sunday afternoon.
Dave was getting ready to take a shot when a funeral procession drove past the golf course.
Dave straightened up, held his hand over his heart and stood in silence until the procession had passed.
“Dave I didn’t know you were so sensitive!” said Tom. “That was real respect for the dead, that was!”
“No, it was nothing,” said Dave. “How can one quiet moment compare with the 25 years she and I have had together?”