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#14 Boy With No Body

A boy is born with no body. No arms, no legs. He’s just a head. 
 

On his 18th birthday his dad takes him down to the pub for his first pint
 
and he takes a sip and suddenly,
 
woosh, out pops his torso. 
 

And everyone in the bar says, go on, take another sip, so he does and suddenly, woosh, out pop his two arms. 
 

Then he takes his third sip and suddenly, woosh, out pop his two legs. 
 

And he’s so excited that he runs out into the street, straight into the path of an oncoming truck and, bang, he’s killed instantly.
And the barman says to his dad, “That boy should have quit while he was a head.” 
 
From Friday Joke on Show 594.