A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver looks at the baby and says: "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
The woman is so shocked she doesn't say anything.
She just walks to the back of the bus and sits down, fuming.
The man next to her asks her: "Are you OK?"
The woman says: "I can't believe it! The bus driver just insulted me!"
And the man says: "Really?! Well, you should go up and tell him off!"
Here, I'll hold your monkey.