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On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the "I don't get it" picture to see the joke explanation.
 
 
 
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You're welcome to use them as long as you credit us.
 
 
 

#120 Condescending

A man and a woman having coffee.
I can't believe he called me condescending.
 
A man looking annoyed, a woman listening.
I'm not condescending.
 
Condescending means talk down to people.
 
A boy saying: I don't get it. 
 

#119 If You Have A Bee In Your Hand

A girl asking a boy a question.
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
 
A boy asking a girl a question.
What?
 
A boy and a girl talking.
Beauty.
 
A boy looking confused, a girl smiling.
 
A boy looking confused, a girl smiling.
I don't get it. Beauty ... why?
 
A girl laughing very hard, a boy smiling.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
 
A boy saying: I don't get it. 
 

#118 The Last Thing My Grandpa Said To Me

A girl and a boy talking.
I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
What did he say?
 
A boy is smiling and a girl is rolling her eyes.
He said: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
 
A boy saying: I don't get it. 
 

#117 Job Interview Question: What Is Your Greatest Strength?

A man interviewing a woman.
Tina went to a job interview and the interviewer asked her: "What is your greatest strength?"
 
A man interviewing a woman.
Tina replied: "I'm reliable."
 
A man interviewing a woman.
Next, the interviewer asked her: "And what would you say is your greatest weakness?"
 
A man interviewing a woman.
Tina thought for a moment and then answered
 
A man interviewing a woman.
"Honesty."
 
A man interviewing a woman.
The interviewer said: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
 
A man interviewing a woman.
And Tina replied: "I don't give a fuck what you think."
 
A boy saying: I don't get it. 
 

#116 A Woman Gets On A Bus

A woman holding a baby getting on the bus.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
 
A bus driver talking to a female passenger with a baby
The driver looks at the baby and says: "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
 
An angry woman sitting on a bus next to a man.
The woman is so shocked she doesn't say anything.
She just walks to the back of the bus and sits down, fuming.
 
A man talking to a woman on a bus.
The man next to her asks her: "Are you OK?"
 
A woman talking to a man on a bus.
The woman says: "I can't believe it! The bus driver just insulted me!"
 
A man talking to a woman on a bus.
And the man says: "Really?! Well, you should go up and tell him off!"
 
A man talking to a woman on a bus.
Here, I'll hold your monkey.
 
     A boy saying: I don't get it.