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Tina went to a job interview and the interviewer asked her: "What is your greatest strength?"
Tina replied: "I'm reliable."
Next, the interviewer asked her: "And what would you say is your greatest weakness?"
Tina thought for a moment and then answered
The interviewer said: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
And Tina replied: "I don't give a fuck what you think."
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver looks at the baby and says: "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
The woman is so shocked she doesn't say anything.
She just walks to the back of the bus and sits down, fuming.
The man next to her asks her: "Are you OK?"
The woman says: "I can't believe it! The bus driver just insulted me!"
And the man says: "Really?! Well, you should go up and tell him off!"
Here, I'll hold your monkey.